Verse 1: We heard you wanted to fuck with us But we don't recommend it, cause we're fucking nuts We're loose cannons, always dropping bombs, If it was the apocalypse, we'd be killing zombs We're cooler than you so we'll create new words We're the shepherds, you just follow the herds You brought beef to us, but that shit was rotten We'll beat your ass like you were picking our cotton Please don't take offense, cause that wasn't racist we opened a plantation, that's filled with rapists Chorus: We call this place Branch County jail No ones educated and it's far from yale Almost everyones guilty of molestation it's the best place to go for a convict vacation They all get a long cause their one and the same We're all just players in this ride or die game They're only upset, cause they can't date truckers There is shit to do, cause they're all butt fuckers! Verse 2: You pussies wanna go hard? Just remember one thing. Your surrounded by corn. And you wear fake bling. The only gun you've ever touched is a label maker You've been to Detroit, don't mean shit youre a faker Ive seen more real shit come out of my dog To all you hood rat hoes, stay away from my dong What kind of bitch spreads her legs in one night I bet you were 14 the last time that shit was tight To all you unintelligent pricks, suck my dick You probably didn't comprehend a fuckin word I just spit Chorus: We call this place Branch County jail No ones educated and it's far from yale Almost everyones guilty of molestation it's the best place to go for a convict vacation They all get a long cause their one and the same We're all just players in this ride or die game They're only upset, cause they can't date truckers There is shit to do, cause they're all butt fuckers!

Verse 1: Why do today, what you can put off, until tomorrow (Carpe Diem) That sounds like a life of misery, and sorrow This track is so good we even brought in Carl (who?) We know that this beat is one you'll want to borrow (nuh uh!) But that's not ok, no its not acceptable (fuckin' bitch) You may not think we're good, but that fact is attestable We thought of you, when we dropped this down some decibels, Originally, I could feel this bass in my testicles Not saying iit's a bad thing, we just thought of your interest (student loans) I tried to do math, but what the fucks the difference? It shouldnt be required to be a damn accountant I've been looking for my dick, for about the last two hours (found it) Chorus: We arent productive, we're procrastinating Unless the goal, is masturbating But otherwise, we're fuckin' lazy (whats new) I wont let your opinions phase me I know that you want to date me but for now your about to hate me (still?) Cause i dont have time for you today Unless i'm just getting laid Verse 2: The fucking motto is Y.O.L.O. (Y.O.Y.O.) You only live once, You wanna sieze the day? Well lick on these nuts! All i have is time (and herpes) So im gunna wait Thats why im gunna chill, and just procrastinate Like Dale said, were bringing Carl on this track (who?) But he's too damn busy to even hit us back It's not usually my motive throwing Carl under the bus (greyhound) If you only live once, he better not fuck with us But at the same time, Im not a man with direction (North) Excuse me, while i get off this track and play with my erection (Noises....WTF?!?!) Chorus: We arent productive, we're procrastinating Unless the goal, is masturbating But otherwise, we're fuckin' lazy (whats new) I wont let your opinions phase me I know that you want to date me but for now your about to hate me (still?) Cause i dont have time for you today Unless i'm just getting laid ......Y.O.Y.O.

Verse 1: All these bitches All these hoes Need to get my money tho If they don't I don't care Ill hang them by their pubic hair If I've fucked em once I've fucked em twice Then I get my money right You pull up They hop in Exchange that money for some head That's just how It goes around here Easy bitches with no underwear If you fuck Wrap it up Cuz they got that nasty puss And if you don't Listen to me Then you'll be a new daddy Now you're trapped With this bitch Or she'll get half of your check Chorus: Welcome To C-Dub Home of The sluts They'll do Whatever you want They'll even Take it in the butt Verse 2: Wrap that shit, then wrap it tighter Or your dick will catch on fire It may feel good, while your inside her Until you hear the contents of your doctors binder You thought that pussy, would be free Then you walked away with an STD No signs were visual You couldn't see the residual Cum in her recepticle You deemed it was acceptable If only you hadn't been unaware Of the science lab experiment i her underwear What's worse is she don't even look that good She'd have to wear a bag to stroll through your hood She redefines raunchy And her pussy smellls like coffee That has a texture, like toffee At this point most would take a gun to the dome, But not you, these Coldwater bitches are your comfort zone! Chorus: Welcome To C-Dub Home of The sluts They'll do Whatever you want They'll even Take it in the butt Bridge: Got yellow shit drippin' On the seat that their sittin' If their bike seats missin' I'll pray to lose my vision Thanks to all these bitches Ive come to a decision I'll collect my riches As I write a new revision To the C-dub story cause the old one is boring You may be offended That this song hasn't ended But this town has descended We want to overstress this.. Bitch! Chorus: Welcome To C-Dub Home of The sluts They'll do Whatever you want They'll even Take it in the butt

Verse 1:We smoke bud by the pound, so why not throw a dog a boneAll dese bitches sittin' round, but i bet dey know which one my hoea lot of reefers in my face, ya, you kno im tryna growMy mother calls me a disgrace, but i get called if she needs some blowIf you need anything, just let this brother know, even though im not a brother, im as white as the fuckin snowim a straight baller, balls rolling to and froexcept for the first part, i get off on rainbowsif you ask, whats in my sack, ill open it so you'll knobut it's just my drugs and stacks, hope the po-po let me go Chorus:We dont play cards, but we are dealersif i see a hot bitch, im gunna feel herjust one of many perks, of being a ballerthat real sexy bitch, kno i aint gunna call herthere's no need to lie, when bitches kno your game, but if we needed to, we'd do the fucking same Verse 2:You pussies wanna go hard?Just remember one thing Your surrounded by cornAnd you wear fake blingThe only gun you've ever touched is a label maker Just because you've been to Detroit don't mean shit, you're a faker I've seen more real shit come out my dog.And to all you hood rat hoes, stay away from my dong.What kinda bitch spreads her legs in one night I bet you were 14 the last time that shit was tight. To all you unintelligent pricks, suck my DickYou probably didn't comprehend a fuckin word a just spit Chorus:We dont play cards, but we are dealersif i see a hot bitch, im gunna feel herjust one of many perks, of being a ballerthat real sexy bitch, kno i aint gunna call herthere's no need to lie, when bitches kno your game, but if we needed to, we'd do the fucking same Verse 3:Life is about love, and love is about respect but whats the point of that, when we can have a lot of sexnot everyone can be, as sexually appealing as we ive been slamming muff, since i was fuckin threeit's not that i, have anything you dont,I just supply, all these slut's with dope!A bitch will do anything, for a strong enough addiction and my one weakness is i'll fuck whatever i can put my dick in You make fun of me, but it can sometimes be a good thing I always wondered what it felt like to fuck tapioca pudding! Chorus:We dont play cards, but we are dealers if i see a hot bitch, im gunna feel her just one of many perks, of being a baller that real sexy bitch, kno i aint gunna call her there's no need to lie, when bitches kno your game, but if we needed to, we'd do the fucking same

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Intro: (Spoken) This song goes out to that special someone. You know, that person that means a lot to me. Verse 1: Yo, right from the very start, you took control of my heart. The time we spent sittin wishin hopin almost kissin. Sittin there praying that the day would come Where we didn't look back and we would just run. To get away, we had a plan. Drive all day and sleep in the van. All over the world we see these different places. Its just me and you so forget those faces. I loved you, that's all I can say. I know we'll be together again some day. In heaven, no doubt about that. I just hope they don't have a separate heaven for cats. Verse 2: Girl, you should know you are extrememly beautiful And I really love that you don't have wrinkles on your cuticles All my friends told me, that i was dumb When i told them that you and me were in love But there isn't much, that i can do Because i already fell for you it's not like we can choose the people that we love metaphorically, you fit me like a glove I have an illness and you are my prescription and in this case, your mother's the physician If yoou left me, I'd have chronic pain and a potentially rotting brain we wanna be together; society wants us apart but it's not my faullt you had my heart from the start So listen up babe, let me tell you one thing I'd still love you even if you weren't fifteen Verse 3: See, we are two friends that have different taste One prefers pussy, the other statutory rape Yet you all judge, like it was our choosing Though it could be a result of excessive boozing But let's discuss the pro's while we cook you dinner If you ever leave town, you already have a sitter Or if you have too many cat's, then leave them at Jeff's He isn't picky, he'll take care of the rest!

Intro: (Spoken) Ayo, everyone wants to talk about bad bitches. And how bad they are. But what about good bitches, they need love too, right? Verse 1: She goes to church (UH) She does her homework (YEA) She got them long skirts (WHOA) You wont get inside of her (NO) Yo, I'm tired of these games She's a tricky little dame This girls got me going crazy Turn me on cuz she's so brainy Try to walk her home from school She blows me off like I'm a fool I swear baby that I'm cool I'm not like these other tools Who try and take you to the dance Put their hands all down your pants No, I respect you and your choices You don't listen to these voices It's cool you got your vcard But don't play me for a retard Cuz if you weren't a bible thumper Then I'd try to hump ya Chorus: Take a good look around Bad bitches are whats hot now But they don't compare to good girls In there pretty little perfect world Perfect scores and straight A's Hasn't missed a day since first grade It just shows you hard work pays When you're not getting laid Verse 2: Yo, I really like that trapper keeper, and girl i dont mean to sound like a creeper but your pajamas from last night were really off the chain yeah, I've been peering through your windows for a couple of days I'll take full blame though it's not really my fault I've just never seen someone with such big eyeballs As you do when you look into your sciennce book Do you have any idea how long these fucking rhymes took? It's an example of how much I truly care Ooh girl, you just won the fuckin science fair Girl, please don't look at me that way You've already had me hard for the whole month of may! Chorus: Take a good look around Bad bitches are whats hot now But they don't compare to good girls In there pretty little perfect world Perfect scores and straight A's Hasn't missed a day since first grade It just shows you hard work pays When you're not getting laid

Verse 1: If a boy gets in some troublewe get there on the doubleIt's just a part of the way that we rollAlways stickin' up for our peopleJust stay up out our businessCause our attack so viciousBut we wont actually prove itSo you better not do shitCause we'll send you six feet in a casketAnd send assorted fruits to your family in a basketSo atypical that you cant stand itWe'll blow you away and you'll wake up in a canyon Chorus: Sound the alarmWe mean everyone harmIn this rise to the topSo hot we cant stopwe'll never back down, cause we'll never step upBut if we see you around, you'll get messed up!Our track record doesnt show it, and it never willYou better fuckin know it, or youll get fuckin killedIf you have money youll lose itWhen we're fuckin cruisinCuz all the drugs we're usinWe'll leave these pussies snoozin Verse 2: Blowin O's, Smoking treesRidin around gettin highyea, you kno we'll do this till the day we diePunk ass bitch wanna step he get hitStomped the fuck out by the whole fuckin cliqueHaymaker to the face, they call me rampageBeat these pussies up, man, fuck a fuckin cageI'll take all your doeThen go catch a fadeI don't need no helpTo beat up a kid in 8th grade Chorus 2: Sound the alarm We mean everyone harmIn this rise to the top So hot we cant stop we'll never back down, cause we'll never step up But if we see you around, you'll get messed up!Our track record doesnt show it, and it never will You better fuckin know it, or youll get fuckin killed If you have money youll lose it When we're fuckin cruisin Cuz of all the drugs we're usin We'll leave these pussies snoozin Verse 3: I told you son, we go fuckin hardBring that weak ass game, you get beat down in the yardThere's not much you can do, to make us scaredBut if your fuckin lucky, your life will be sparedWe're not the type of guys, to give a pardonBeating up little kids, makes us hardenWe turn into hardasses, when we drink Jack DanielsBut every other day, we light scented candles

Verse 1: Met this little fox down at the roller rink. She had long hair and I know that pussy stink. I didn't really care I just jumped right in. Even told her that she should bring a friend. Back at the house we're doing our thing. The friend shows up in a leopard g string. One week later it burns when I pee. Doctor told me I have an STD. Chours: I got the clap (X4) She has the clap He has the clap. They have the clap You have the clap I got the clap (X4) She has the clap. He has the clap. They have the clap. You have the clap. Verse 2: If only I'd had this beneficial hindsight I would have wrapped, my dick up that night In just one act, my dick became a flamethrower Just in 30 minutes, in the back of a range rover Yeah, i paid for sex, but i didnt pay cash I paid with my dick, now i got a little rash I would have worn a condom, if only i'd knoown Shit, even better....I'd have just gotten blown Chours: I got the clap (X4) She has the clap He has the clap. They have the clap You have the clap I got the clap (X4) She has the clap. He has the clap. They have the clap. You have the clap.