Verse 1:
Why do today, what you can put off, until tomorrow (Carpe Diem)
That sounds like a life of misery, and sorrow
This track is so good we even brought in Carl (who?)
We know that this beat is one you'll want to borrow (nuh uh!)
But that's not ok, no its not acceptable (fuckin' bitch)
You may not think we're good, but that fact is attestable
We thought of you, when we dropped this down some decibels,
Originally, I could feel this bass in my testicles
Not saying iit's a bad thing, we just thought of your interest (student loans)
I tried to do math, but what the fucks the difference?
It shouldnt be required to be a damn accountant
I've been looking for my dick, for about the last two hours (found it)
Chorus:
We arent productive, we're procrastinating
Unless the goal, is masturbating
But otherwise, we're fuckin' lazy (whats new)
I wont let your opinions phase me
I know that you want to date me
but for now your about to hate me (still?)
Cause i dont have time for you today
Unless i'm just getting laid
Verse 2:
The fucking motto is Y.O.L.O. (Y.O.Y.O.)
You only live once,
You wanna sieze the day?
Well lick on these nuts!
All i have is time (and herpes)
So im gunna wait
Thats why im gunna chill,
and just procrastinate
Like Dale said, were bringing Carl on this track (who?)
But he's too damn busy to even hit us back
It's not usually my motive throwing Carl under the bus (greyhound)
If you only live once, he better not fuck with us
But at the same time, Im not a man with direction (North)
Excuse me, while i get off this track and play with my erection (Noises....WTF?!?!)
Chorus:
We arent productive, we're procrastinating
Unless the goal, is masturbating
But otherwise, we're fuckin' lazy (whats new)
I wont let your opinions phase me
I know that you want to date me
but for now your about to hate me (still?)
Cause i dont have time for you today
Unless i'm just getting laid
