Intro:
(Spoken)
This song goes out to that special someone.
You know, that person that means a lot to me.

Verse 1:
Yo, right from the very start,
you took control of my heart.
The time we spent sittin wishin
hopin almost kissin.
Sittin there praying that the day would come
Where we didn't look back and we would just run.
To get away, we had a plan.
Drive all day and sleep in the van.
All over the world we see these different places.
Its just me and you so forget those faces.
I loved you, that's all I can say.
I know we'll be together again some day.
In heaven, no doubt about that.
I just hope they don't have a separate heaven for cats.

Verse 2:
Girl, you should know you are extrememly beautiful
And I really love that you don't have wrinkles on your cuticles
All my friends told me, that i was dumb
When i told them that you and me were in love
But there isn't much, that i can do
Because i already fell for you
it's not like we can choose the people that we love
metaphorically, you fit me like a glove
I have an illness and you are my prescription
and in this case, your mother's the physician
If yoou left me, I'd have chronic pain
and a potentially rotting brain
we wanna be together; society wants us apart
but it's not my faullt you had my heart from the start
So listen up babe, let me tell you one thing
I'd still love you even if you weren't fifteen

Verse 3:
See, we are two friends that have different taste
One prefers pussy, the other statutory rape
Yet you all judge, like it was our choosing
Though it could be a result of excessive boozing
But let's discuss the pro's while we cook you dinner
If you ever leave town, you already have a sitter
Or if you have too many cat's, then leave them at Jeff's
He isn't picky, he'll take care of the rest!