Verse 1:
We heard you wanted to fuck with us
But we don't recommend it, cause we're fucking nuts
We're loose cannons, always dropping bombs,
If it was the apocalypse, we'd be killing zombs
We're cooler than you so we'll create new words
We're the shepherds, you just follow the herds
You brought beef to us, but that shit was rotten
We'll beat your ass like you were picking our cotton
Please don't take offense, cause that wasn't racist
we opened a plantation, that's filled with rapists

Chorus:
We call this place Branch County jail
No ones educated and it's far from yale
Almost everyones guilty of molestation
it's the best place to go for a convict vacation
They all get a long cause their one and the same
We're all just players in this ride or die game
They're only upset, cause they can't date truckers
There is shit to do, cause they're all butt fuckers!

Verse 2:
You pussies wanna go hard? Just remember one thing.
Your surrounded by corn. And you wear fake bling.
The only gun you've ever touched is a label maker
You've been to Detroit, don't mean shit youre a faker
Ive seen more real shit come out of my dog
To all you hood rat hoes, stay away from my dong
What kind of bitch spreads her legs in one night
I bet you were 14 the last time that shit was tight
To all you unintelligent pricks, suck my dick
You probably didn't comprehend a fuckin word I just spit

Chorus:
We call this place Branch County jail
No ones educated and it's far from yale
Almost everyones guilty of molestation
it's the best place to go for a convict vacation
They all get a long cause their one and the same
We're all just players in this ride or die game
They're only upset, cause they can't date truckers
There is shit to do, cause they're all butt fuckers!